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A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro
Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"
*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*
Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"
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a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in
republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!
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An expression used when a person is always co-signing or on someone's jock. A person that is always dick eating.
Guy1: Yo boy crossed the shit out of you!
Guy2: Hey how your throat feel?
Guy1: What?
Guy2: Yea you doing alot of dick eating right now.
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When horses are fed oats, they tend to behave more energetically afterward. So if a horse is said to be "feeling his oats" it refers to energetic prancing around the field, or more assertive or excited behavior, and may be literally due to diet. When people are said to be "feeling their oats", it is because the same kind of behavior (higher energy, enthusiasm, assertiveness, or excitement) is observed, even though other causes may be assumed.
Since you're feeling your oats today, would you use some of that energy taking the dog for a walk?
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asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal
person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.
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A term that basically means that you are cocky, conceited or overly confident.
Especially when it's undeserved.
Look at that bitch, walking around her like rockin' that thang. She is feeling her pussy.
Feeling your pussy.
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I compassionately understand what you are going through and there may have been some times I have undergone the very same thing or similar.
Guy #1: That Brian dude smells so awful because being near him makes me sick both mentally and physically.
Guy #2: I feel your pain! I have encountered similar jerks like that and they make me want to vomit.
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