Incinerator

a kid that tries to be as leet as others but can never accomplish the goal

tyler, i mean, the kid misses the pool as he dives in

Get incinerated

A pretty funny and exaggerated term to use instead of "get roasted"
"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)

Person 1: "Dude whatever your cooking looks more burnt than my grandma - and she died in a bombing!"
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!