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1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.
IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?
Customer: Indonesian.
I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...
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When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.
My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".
A musical device that hangs from one's scrotum piercing; allows one to know from which direction they are being fucked.
"Man I was fuckin' this chick and I'll be damned if her dog didn't take holda my Indonesian Cowbell. Musta thought that thang was a chew toy!"
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When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
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Noun:
A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.
If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.
HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.
Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!
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When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.
I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.
This was thought up by my friend Benson.
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