inflated

you have lived your life pretending there is no death. thus failing to value it, appreciate and milk it. everybody hints at your talents, your strength and beauty but you won't get up and get your share because you just won't see. You focus and obsess over him, channelling all your energy into your vague hope that he will love you and through a miracle you will function as an independent, studious, dedicated servant of your community.

Dear crush, I feel so inflated when associated with you but so deflated when alone in my room /
I don't know whats wrong with me.
I just know that you make me happy.
🖤

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Inflation

When even with more money today, you can only afford to buy fewer goods and services than in the past—your future buying power is reduced as basic necessities like food, water, and gas get dearer each time.

Inflation explains why the price of a math book in 1960 was 30 cents, but the same type of book today costs 30 dollars, or why a ten dollars’ worth of cookies today only cost 30 cents half a century ago.

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inflator

A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.

Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.

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inflated

used to describe a girl with an attitude that doesn't fit her small stature or small appearance; a feminine counterpart to the Napolean complex

Person 1: Did you see that girl tell off that guy that was hitting on her?

Person 2: The short, innocent looking one?

Person 1: Yea...she's totally inflated.

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Inflataling

To blowing air into the urethra or the eye of someones dick.

I was inflataling my boyfriend's dick the other day and his mom walked in. The she joined in.

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inflation

when one's tolerance to something over time devalues the product.

Thanks to inflation, it takes three joints to achieve the same high as smoking one joint ten years ago.

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inflatable

Something that you fill with air or gas. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

The inflatables in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade were spectacular this year! Did you remember to get the pump for the inflatable mattresses?

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