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1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
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School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)
(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-
DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*
1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
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A small person named insert first name.
Example 1
Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...
Crowd: How small was he?
Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!
Example 2
Wee Frank is hella short.
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Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.
insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.
What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.
1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!
2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)
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To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"
Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.
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