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Unprofessional behaviour by domestic builders whereby during their lunch break they ALWAYS inspect the contents of the underwear drawer of an absent home owner especially if she is a real honey. Passing the items round they mentally picture her wearing them....I'm told...by numerous building acquaintances.
"Arrrrrrrrgh !!! You make sure you lock those fucking monkies out when you leave tomorrow"
"Why ????? They're doing great with the conservatory"
"BECAUSE David, they've held a fucking Builder's Inspection - that's why....I can tell"
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The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.
Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!
To partake in sexual activity underneath a bridge-like structure.
Can be used loosely to suggest sexual activity, with or without the presence of a bridge. Just a disclosed area.
"how about we go and inspect a bridge? ;)"
Person 1: "omg there's someone coming!"
Person 2: "quick. pretend to be inspecting the bridge!"
Person 1: "wow! i really love what they've done with the brick work on this bridge"
A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.
"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".
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where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher
on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk
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A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.
Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
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An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.
I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.
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