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An Exqmple of an insult is: I know that u smell like hairy teddy bear tht has been shit on multiple times. But you dont gotta keep going upstairs into the bucket and pissing in my fucking bcket. I'm just saying when you have diareah donr shit in my fcking bed! It's annoying as fuck and my room just smells like cheese and shit. I know that you want to shit in the bucket all the time, but you dont gotta be a ketchup man every time you Expres it and you make me want to take a maslsive shit on somone's face rn even if its Hallowen and it smells. But the point is that you smell like a bee cumd all over the floor upside dwn. I alredy ate the cigarette and it tasted like if blaugh went on the ceiling fan and took a masive shit , and u turned on the fan it would spray all over your cheks, you gotta stop taking a shit on my pilow! It gets fukcing annoying when I'm just laying in sht. Plus the VIP member took my cheese and shoved it up his ass! But then I had to rip it out of his ass and eat it. It kinda tasted better. I'm getting off topic. The point is, STOP SHIVING MY CHESE IN YOUR MOUTH AND UP YOUR ASS! I would greatly appreciate if u shat in ur own bed and not on my ceiling fan locatd on the wal. But I started out with a bok, and now theres a big pile of shit! Okay but i saw your history, and uh, I saw pregnant dwarf pron. I'm just asking what the fuckimg ow wrong with u rn? I'm just concerned tht if you keep up with this you will be going upstairs a shit inside my pumpkin again:(
Person 1: i insult u now. die u poopy
person 2 no
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Something that is very common on the internet: a way to offend somebody, by angering or hurting them.
The insult "fuck you!" is odd, since fucking is a pleasurable activity. "Rape you" would make more sense. And "damn you", despite that it is considered milder, is actually worse since it is somebody's condemning that you are wishing.
"Whore" and "slut" merely refer to people who sleep around frequently, which is not a bad thing in itself, provided that it is consensual and protected. "Wart", "pimple", and the like, would make better insults since they are truly unwanted things.
"Taigh na Galla ort!" Scottish Gaelic, literally meaning "House of the Bitch on you!" which equates to "Damn/fuck you!"
Seriously, the insult world in English is weird; "fuck you!" when fucking is a pleasurable act.
"Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine" Irish Gaelic, meaning "May you have glass legs and may the glass break"
"Tuiteam gun èirigh ort." ("May you fall without rising.")
"'S e as a' bhaile nam guirean a tha thu!" ("It's from the town of the pustules that you are!")
"'S e mìr na caca a th'annad!" ("It's a piece of shit that you are!")
"George Bush!"
"Dick Cheney!"
"Pat Robertson!"
"Michael Savage!"
"Fred Phelps!"
"Westborough Baptist Church!"
"Rush Limbaugh!"
"Anita Bryant!"
"Jerry Falwell!"
"Ann Coulter!"
"Pauline Hanson!"
"Sean Hannity!"
"Jesse Helms!"
"Robert Mugabe!"
"Moral Majority!"
"Buju Banton!"
"Conservative!"
"Sizzla!"
"Hoku!"
They make more sense; when really thought about, most English insults (or at least their order from lightest to most offensive) don't seem to make much sense.
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Good insult:
Guy1, "Ugly ass, motherfucker."
Guy2, "That's not what your mother said last night." >:)
Bad insult:
Gayguy1, "You poopie!"
Gayguy2, "Well.. o.. oh yeah!?"
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A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.
Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth
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To insinuate by insulting
Defining a person by using fake knowledge about them
Nikki, even as smart as she is, always insultated Ted thinking he’s not as smart as he really is.
Hey Nikki, who are you trying to insultate?
A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult
*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment
Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment
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