Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"

Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!

religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.

The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

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Chaos Insurgency

The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.

Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.

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Conversation Insurgent

See Conversation Bomber

See Conversation Bomber for example of Conversation Insurgent

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Illegal Immigrant Insurgent

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.

That Illegal immigrant Insurgent entered the country not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes

surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

Immigrant Insurgent

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.

That Immigrant Insurgent entered the country illegally not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes.