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Usually a fight at a public location.
John: Get your hands off my girlfriend!
Katie: Settle down! You don't want to cause another intervention!
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A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
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When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.
Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
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The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.
“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
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When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.
You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day
I believe divine intervention scored that penalty
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Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.
"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."
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The only effective way of killing a paladin.
*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?
*Horde 2* Uh...
*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa
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