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If you are Irish you are one of the greatest people alive. The Irish are the most smart and sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.
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A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.
I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.
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1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG
2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)
3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.
I'm proud to be Irish
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" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.
Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.
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1. People From Ireland (Duhh)
2. Went Through 800 Years of English Oppression and kicked (most) of the bastards out. Still troubles going on to this day
3. Probably the nicest race of people you will ever meet
4. Can handle drink unlike some English louts.
5. Hate knackers/Chavs
Tiocfaidh ar la. - Our Day Will Come!
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the smoothest people in the world, they have this bad rep but its bull, they have this good rep and its true ;) best known for guinness and flogging molly :D daaaaaamn straight
ha oh and i'm irish, and you're not, :P
hes irish, what a duuuude
oh yeah great in bed too...
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The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.
Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no
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