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a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.
Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!
The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.
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the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"
She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.
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A variation on the traditional tequila shot involving salt, tequila and lime. To do the Ironman Tequila Shot, snort a line of salt, drink a shot of tequila, and squeeze a lime in your eye. This can be followed up by a punch in the face or a kick in the junk by one of your drinking buddys.
Hey, lets do an ironman tequila
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The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line
Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
A competition amongst the male populace to see who can go the longest without sexual interaction or masturbating during the time of lent. That means no masturbating, handjobs, blowjobs, penetration, or any other form of sexual interactions that could possibly result in orgasms.
"Are you in the ironman challenge?"
"Yeah I've lasted for 5 days already!"
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A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman competition tonight!
No way man, i yacked last time
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