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Christmas

A celebration that happens every December. The Bible mentions no scripture about celebrating this day, nor does it even show the true date of Jesus Christ's birth.

A great chance for every stock market and major department stores to make the cash.

There's no scripture in the Bible that tells people to celebrate Christmas day, nor does it even mention the real date Jesus was born in.

by import_killer March 7, 2006

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christmas

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

by bigtones September 6, 2006

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Christmas

When spoiled kids get everything they ask for on their christmas list no matter what the length, then go to school and show it off, not knowing that no one gives a fuck.

Also see: spoiled

Billy: Hey, what did you get for Christmas.
Bobby: I got some clothes and an ipod shuffle, what did you get.
Billy: I got a Nintendo Wii, a PS3, a Xbox 360, 4000 dollars in gift cards, a new car, a new stereo, an ipod video 80 gb, a new cell phone, 2 dogs, 2 cats, fifteen wii games, twenty-five ps3 games, and 24 xbox 360 games, not much really.

by Charles-------L. December 27, 2006

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christmas

The worst enemy for your parents---or if you're a parent, YOUR---credit card(s).

CHRISTMAS BILL: 9000$
PARENT: *faints*

by Delf January 5, 2004

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christmas

An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?

Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas!

by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003

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Christmas

The celebration of Jesus Christ being born on Dec. 25. Often people use the term X-mas in replacement.

Joe: "I'm so excited for Christmas!"
Kriss: "Me too!"

by The Human Being/Person December 5, 2016

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christmas

Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.

Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'

by anti-consumer-culture December 26, 2005

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