Hit me Up

...is telling somebody to call/text or contact you when parting ways

Jt: "damn... dude im flyin, that was some good bud"
Me: "i kno man its some killer, if you need some Hit me Up"
Jt: "yup"

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hit me on the hip

Could mean calling someone on their cell phone, but could also mean calling someone's pager or two-way.

Most chicks have to call me at home, but I let her hit me on the hip.

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hit me hard

1- A way to tell someone to induce in a violent action against you in a really hard way. For example punching someone very hard.
2- a way to tell someone to fuck you hard.

Guy 1: hey can you hit me hard?
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: bruh

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hit me up

Not literally meaning to hit something, but a form of comunication to talk to someone later. Also when your in a rush and you want to end a conversation with a friend for example you can say "aight ill hit me up"

"ay bro hit me up later when you get a chance i gotta talk to you."

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Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

hit me in the face

out of the blue

I like your hit me in the face humor.

hit me up

(verb) a phrase used exclusively by tools and douches to (ineffectually) entice others to get in touch.

Douche: Word bro, hit me up later.
You: *pass*

Tool: Yo, hit me up if you guys are going to party tonight, cool?
You: *pass*

Idiot: Hit me up when you get in town. Let's go pick up chicks.
You: *pass*

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