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cloth seats in a car.

Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.

"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers

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v. to scratch. Comes from what you do when a bodypart takes the literal meaning of the word. Commonly used with the genitalia, due to crabs.

I had to step back and itch my nuts.

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Itch

An irresistible feeling of wanting to screw a fictional character or someone in real life.

P1 : I have an itch right now.
P2 : Bruh scratch it!
P1 : K I'm going to pornhub
P2 : Bruh what!?

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the crotch area (cuz it "itch"es from time to time).

"If you ever wanna sneek in a camera to a show, stick it in your itch."

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The act of inserting, removing and re inserting into the anus children toys.

A: Oh bro, we are soo gonna go itch eachother when we get back to grandmas, ahu ahu.

B: Mr Bond... Only one thing awaits you.. "men prepare the itch device".

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Gamers itch

A random itch that is caused by stress while playing a video game. This usually happens while playing a game where you can't take your hand off of the controller.

I was on the final level doing some heavy button mashing then I got gamers itch on my elbow.

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Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

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