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A very serious medical condition in which going to work causes a person to pull a Ferris Bueller for sometimes weeks on end.
Sorry dude, there was a power outage last night and it zero'd out my alarm clock. I won't be in today... I got a bad case of Chaz-itus.
The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.
You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.
I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.
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Itu sozluk ,founded in 2004, take its name from Istanbul Technical University. The founder of this site is an ITU student.
Itu sozluk is one of the turkish dictionaries that inspired by eksi sozluk.
Recently there were built tens of dictionaries like eksi sozluk in Turkey.
Itu sozluk has nearly 81312 users. But only 10857 of them can send entries.
At approx,daily there are 500 users in the itu sozluk.
Actually, to be author in eksisozluk takes more than 2 years, that`s why people that interest in being author in this kinda wepsites apply these wepsites.To be author in itusozluk is much easier than eksisozluk. People that meet the consept of this kinda dictionary firstly apply eksisozluk. While they are waiting to be author there, they spend time in these sites and get experience.
When you check out the first years of itusozluk you can find users that dont posts anymore. They probably became an author in eksisozluk and moved there.
This and other sites are a step to go through eksisozluk.
But itu sozluk has its specific features that separate it from the others. That is itu sozluk cares Turkish Language more than others.
If the users posts entries that does not include turkish character, these posts can be deleted by the moderators.
Although this sozluk is not as famous as eksisozluk, it`s one of the most important dictionaries in Turkey.
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fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
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Basically means that the peron wasn't ill but still got off school.
Teacher "Where is Oli today?"
Student "Oh he has skivy-itus today"
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Having a first instinct to "Spazz out" or to move uncontrollaby, as if you had tourettes syndrome when scared; unable to control your body when someone attempts to hit you.
Damn, she must have been born with Cami-itus because shes still on the floor shaking from 20 minutes ago!
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A case of a team's ability to single handedly dominate the game in the beginning only to completely and utterly blow the game in the end.
The Ravens must have a case of Giants-itus, they had the lead and completely blew it.
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