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Basically the oldest, most selective, richest Canadian universities - McGill University, University of Toronto and Queen's University.
There are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. All three have ties to the American Ivy League too, and were even founded before Canada had its own constitution.
Three dads talking about their kids' school acceptances:
1 "Hot damn, my son's going to Toronto - they publish more than Harvard!"
2 "Well hey, my boy's off to McGill - "The Harvard of the North" where they INVENTED football and hockey!"
3 "Oh yeah, my daughter's off at Queens - working with kids who transferred from Cornell!"
4 "Mmm... I wish my little girl could've gone to a Canadian Ivy League... she's going to Brock."
*Laughter*
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1. An action that, while impressive on its own, has detrimental consequences for other parties, typically from a lower socioeconomic background. 2. When a person uses his swagger and talent to screw over another person or group of people, resulting in the second party's performing an undesired and often humiliating service for the first.
Junior Stock Broker: Not only did my boss buy the 1973 Ferrari I've been saving up for years to buy, he also made me move my car into a tow-away zone to open up a parking spot for him.
Friend: That was an ivy league move.
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An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
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1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster
4. Waterloo
5. UBC
These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.
“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League”
“Really, where”
“McMaster health sci”
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1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.
"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."