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A female, usually around the age of 25, with the opposite body type of Kim Kardashian.
You can fit ten JL Slims into Kim Kardashian's boot.
An extremely slender female in the age range of 21-25 that sir-mix-a-lot would not write a song about.
Is that a utility pole or a jl slims?
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Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.
This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.
"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"
Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"
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A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
This damn asshole just JL-ed me!
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To be one whom cannot be touch in height of sexual power from Ohio. The pinnacle height of sexual pleasure that one receives from the goddess of sexual empowerment.
I JL' eeth'ed her last night! Did you hear he got his first JL' eeth
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nh;jl/nhjl (no hate; just love)
Like saying "No offence (but)..", nhjl can be used to start or end a comment/statement to make sure it's not interpreted as hateful or insulting.
It's more commonly used in text than spoken aloud.
"nh;jl I think you should've gone for a low-fade cut instead of a high-fade. It'd suit you way better."
Bro you should be studying, our grades haven't exactly been the best nhjl