Random
Source Code
Random
Desire for something that may be sought irrespective of the consequences..
Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.
Man, I've been jonesin' for days!
555👍 365👎
to talk about someone, critisize, to crack on something, etc.....
She starting cracking jokes on him and he asked, "oh..you tryna jone?"
94👍 54👎
verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.
Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*
674👍 477👎
Originating at McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate without regard for your surroundings spontaneously and without regard for the safety of those around you, immediately following an arousing event.
"I just joned in my pants"
"After creeping her facebook for hours, Allan joned in his pants"
55👍 32👎
Originating from McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate spontaneously without regard for your surroundings and with complete disregard for the safety of others around you, immediately following an arousing event.
"I just joned"
"After creeping her facebook for hours, he joned in his pants"
77👍 48👎
A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.
"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It
5👍 1👎
The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
13👍 6👎