zip a jpeg

synonym for an useless effort.
go better than the best or
worse than the worst.

dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.

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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...

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needs more jpeg

A tern used on r/greentext to basically say "this image looks terrible". It summons a bot which turns the image into a JPEG and the more times it's replied to with 'needs more jpeg' the blockier it looks.

(Blocky picture above) needs more jpeg

jpeg grazing

The act of scrolling through digital pictures on the back of your camera.

Kristen missed the shot because she and Ben were jpeg grazing.

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Between the leg jpeg

A picture taken with the camera thrust between someon's legs.

See that picture? It is actually a between the leg jpeg.

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Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

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do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

jpegging

the act of a Japanese woman using a strap-on dildo to penetrate the anus of a man, usually white

Hey man, why is Larry obsessed with dominant Japanese women?

He's into jpegging.