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Jack is cunning, witty and a little bit drunk. He is shoor of his self and determined to mett is goal.
"But why is the rum gone?"
"So... I ask you: Can you seal under a comand of a pirate?"
"Hair... From my back."
"If you were looking by a chance to tell her that you love her, mate. That was it."
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A very sexy pirate! i love him!
Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.
Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.
jack sparrow is soooooooooo hot!!!! he is so smart, cool, hot, and hilarious! but he's also drunk, bad and dishonest, but who cares hey, hes hot!
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While having intercourse, tie your pubes together with someone else making it look like jack sparrow's beard
i really loved having a jack sparrow
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(verb) to Jack Sparrow
1. To pirate/steal back anything you already own because it is easier than screwing around with licenses and/or people.
2. To pirate any digital content.
"to Jack Sparrow" is derived from the fictional character "Jack Sparrow" who is a character in the movie series "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is an underhanded little cross dressing pirate with too much eyeliner on who steals, loses and steals back a myriad of dubious items and riches.
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Frank: Fucking Stan, that ass hole still hasn't returned me my statistics book
Bob: Dude... why don't you just Jack Sparrow it?
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Frank: That is a pretty cool app, how much did you pay?
Bob: Don't know, I just Jack Sparrowed it
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While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"
Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
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