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1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass
Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses
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Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
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the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.
Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
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Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.
That guy at work is a real ass jack.
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A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.
When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.
I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.
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