JAN

Abbreviation for the JERK AND NAP, a classic case of male staining. All men are familiar with it (even if they lie about it).

The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.

Daniel: yo, where's nick? He's gonna miss the wedding.

John: what do you think, Daniel?

Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.

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janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

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Jan

Jan means Just Another Nigger. A code used when a nigger does something really stupid or evil.

The punk that beat up and robbed that 80 year old lady is only 12 years old. Hey Jan man.

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JAN

to act silly or to act a fool. someone who is hyper and crazy

Wow, that girl was so jan last night!
Look at that guy... what a jan

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jan

a person who is definetly a hard rock fan. he will say to everyone he likes punk but deep down he knows he cant resist hard rock. jans tend to say bad things about medical schools so dont talk to them if u are in one!

look at that guy playing hard rock he mist be a jan!
ye ye ur right

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Jan

Jan she’s a caring,kind,gorgeous,incredible women she loves her family more than anything and if you mess with her family you will know what’s coming. She loves giving as much as she loves receiving . She’s a party animals at times and you can have a good laugh with her. All the want to be her and all the boys want her. She’s got a heart of gold!!🥰

If you don’t know a jan too bad!!

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Jan

An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.

“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out”
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”

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