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ask your crush out cuz why not
"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"
They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"
"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"
They killed someone
Look out for people born on Januari 9th.
People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
The coolest most special people are born on this day
"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"
"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"
Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out
Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you
January 9th is National Durag day everyone will wear a durag , boys and girls
Aye you know January 9th is National Durag day ?!!!!