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January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 2, 2022


January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

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January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

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January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe

12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022

by TheBanananana November 7, 2021


January 1st, 2020

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)

You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name

by stevenuniverse621 November 16, 2019

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January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 18, 2021


January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 4, 2019