January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

January 26

Jesus look-a-like day! Only some of the best people are born on these days...people who look like Jesus !

wow she was totally born on January 26th she look just like Jesus

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January 26

Those born on January 26 have lost all grip of reality and have no idea what else to do with life upon passing the age of 18.

He was born on January 26? Jeez.. Feel bad for him/her.

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January 26

National kiss your girlfriend day!!

Hey babe its january 26

January 26

Kobe and Gianna remembrance day

Its January 26 R.I.P. Kobe and Gianna Bryant

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January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

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January 26

A day to honor the people in the helicopter crash including, Kobe Bryant and Gigi🥺😭

“Hey guys” I exclaimed, “it’s January 26!, the day to honor the people who died in the helicopter crash!”

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