Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.
Because you are born on January 3
Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot
Because its January 3
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Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head
Damn that one January 3 right there
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born a few days after the new year, you shouldn’t even be born in the year you were born. pathetic.
you: was i born in 2001 or 2000???
me: nah you are just a dumb bitch who was definitely born in 2001.
conclusion: people born on january 3 are fake.
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wow 3 january is the best day in the world
january the 3 is the best day in the world omg is used very often
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Suck your boy best friend dick until is cumming=))
X:hey its 3 january !happy suck ur boy bsf dick!
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a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you
girl: do you know what today is?
guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..