January 6th

It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends

Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT

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January 6th

Ewan’s Birthday

Wow today is January 6th

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January 6th

A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."

"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"

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January 6th

A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.

Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?

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January 6th

nation SIMP FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS day!!!!!

hey january 6th is national simp for fictional characters day! let’s simp together.

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january 6th

the hottest guys were born on this day💗🥵🤤💍

“omg that guy is hot, of course he is, he’s born on january 6th🤤.”

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january 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there

January 6th is the best day ever because I’m a lesbian who loves tits

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