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In Oakville, a mystical creature exists known only to the locals as JAR JAR, a large African-Canadian male subject who enjoys consuming human spines, and harassing, old help-less men with patty hats and no ways to defend themself. He rules over the kingdom of Hopedale with an iron fist, and sends roaming death squads (known as the "Hopedale Kr3w")to terrorize the Red Hat Society (old women and Korean War veterans). He is the illegitimate son of Erykah Badu and Jar Jar Binks, and this in turn caused him to father three glowing, white children with his sweatpant-wearing, dumb redneck of a white girl.
yo ol' man, what you sayin'!? Me Jar Jar, show some respect, white boy!! (old man craps himself) Nice hat!!!
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On jar is a replacement for on god; it was created to honor the legendary internet alias called jar (previously jarzot) known for his huge cock and csgo skills
Person 1: Ayo that minor lookin kinda cute
Person 2: Put that on jar
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Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.
You think your man is great, until you meet Jarred
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-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"
Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"
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A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.
Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?
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- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and
making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3
Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)
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