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Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.
Sweet jebus your mum looked so fucking sexy today.
Jesus' twin brother that become more famous through a meme
JEBUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS FORESKIN TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
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The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
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Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
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The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
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An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
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