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The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.
Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.
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The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.
Friend: who’s that?
Me: oh, that’s definitely a jeff
Friend: you bet.
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The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.
He just has it.
Person 1: Aw, look it's Jeff.
Person 2: He's totally a cool dude.
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A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.
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Award-winning athlete and Ginger Fox.
Great at everything he does.
'Jeff smoked those losers in the last race!'
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A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
A wonderful name for a boy.
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