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One of the coolest people you'll meet! Super silly and witty. Jeff will always put a smile on your face. He's one hell of a dancer and knows how to partay too! A total "people person". He's got a gang of friends and everywhere he goes people recognize him, bow down in worship and kiss his feet. He's just that cool. Jeff also possesses amazing artistic skills and is likely into dub-step music and hip-hop.
He's incredibly charming and will cast his spell on you. Dude's got a few tricks up his sleeves. Fa sho. ;)
"That dude is totes magical! He must be a Jeff."
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Jeffs are great guys with an awesome personality and will always be there for you and only make genuine mistakes (not the bullshit ones you hear from other guys) and who truly cares about you. He will do everything in a relationship to make it work and means what he says with all his heart.
A true gentleman who can make you feel happy in the saddest of times. Jeffs are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters and people. However, one must be careful around a Jeff, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually (99% of the time) win. No matter where he may go, he is always loved by all. He can be wild but always knows when to take something seriously and can always be talked too, is always striving to to his best and can be relied upon for ANYTHING.
When taken the right way, Jeff's wildness can be uplifting and joyous. Jeffs learn from their wrongdoings and strive to be better people, protecting those that they love.
Jeff is also a name given to perhaps the only people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris needs help, Jeff is the person that he will call. Jeff is the one that keeps Chuck Norris in line and doing good.
It is said that Chuck Norris is the apprentice, but Jeff is the Master. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated (if they for some reason they were no longer best friends), and will be by Jeff.
"I'm Jeff with a 'J', not a 'G'. Who the hell names their child 'Gee-Oaf-Err-Eee'?"
"I wish I was a Jeff!"
Dude 1: "Dude were losing the game!"
Dude 2: "Its time to send out our secret weapon, Jeff."
(No sooner than they had said that the opposing team ran away crying as Jeff was already starting to rip them up, channeling his inner wildness into the game, turning the game around)
"I had such a bad day! It was terrible. I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend though."
Jeff: "What Part of 'No beetroots place do you not understand?"
Dude: "I'm so sorry bro, please don't kill me."
Jeff: "Nah do't worry about it dude."
Dude: "It's ok, all is forgiven."
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
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the absolute best human being on the planet. there is no competition, he simply is best in every way possible.
Jeff is the best wow i wish i were his girlfriend
HAHA NOOB IM HIS GIRLFRIEND, IDK WHY HE LIKES ME SO MUCH SINCE HE IS PERFECT BUT HES MINE AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).
I was minding my business as usual when all of a sudden I was slapped in the face by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise ;)
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Jeff, a person who will always make you laugh. He is very funny, and fun to be around.
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A highly intelligent, very outgoing individual with overwhelming wit and charm. A Jeff has the ability to humble you with praise and love then instantly turn and smack you off the pedestal he has placed you on. He is unsure of himself and everyone else, does not trust, does not believe, and is not easily loved. A Jeff is constantly tormented by his insecurities. A Jeff needs a very patient, strong and passionate partner, one who realizes while there may be times to take a few steps away, it is not necessary to turn and shoot. If a Jeff manages to to come to terms with his own true worthiness, the partner of a Jeff will likely be rewarded for their patience and perseverance with unconditional love and undying devotion.
The Jeffness of it all is exhausting.
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somebody who has just got what u need. A jeff is somebody who knows what it's about.
Dude, it's jeff.
...yea, nicccee.
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