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When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
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The act of driving on a highway with an open 24 ounce tall boy of beer in your cup holder. You have to be drinking this beer while driving.
24 is Jeff Gordon's nascar number so riding with a 24 is riding jeffry
Driver: *Pounds a 24 oz tall boy of bud with a dale junior add on it*
:Passenger: DUDE ITS A FUCKIN COOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Driver: No worries man, I'm ridin jeffry
*flips switch, car flies home over cops*
YOU CANT GET A DUI IF YOU RIDE JEFFRY
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A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"
A crazy haired freak that sits isolated from the worl in order to hide his insecurities. He is unable to see when a girl likes him and just pretends to be straight in order to hide that he's secretly gay.
Girl 1: Damn you see him over there?
Girl 2: Yes, he's such an Andrew Jeffries
literally the biggest simp. but very caring and kind.
courtney jeffries is such a simp!