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Jensen

a tiny, adorable female. can be found with booty shorts singing a danity kane, dawn, or day 26 song. has an extremely loud laugh. she helps out others in need always. has some type of OCD when it comes to cleaning. amazing person

That girl is so Jensen.

by zebramonster April 1, 2009

207πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


Jensen

A large steaming pile of poop

"man, i just took a huge jensen"

by jackolantern44333 December 12, 2012

96πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Jensen

The craziest most fun and creative girl you will ever Meet. She is a tomboy and loves superheroes. Don't hold her on a tight leash because she will rebel. If you meet a Jensen you better feel as lucky as you will be.

Am I seeing thing or is that really a Jensen, wow I'm Lucky.

by blood is my friend March 4, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jensen

A small adorable amazing awesome female, amazingly beautiful, super cute, and so very brilliant. can sing like a finely tuned harp and who has a smile that blinds you when you walk by. Loves to garden and very helpful

She is Jensen. <3

by 12342182011 May 25, 2011

57πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.

becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.

by December 15, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 24, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jensenism

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.

"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.

by Matthew 24:7-8 January 9, 2005

20πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž