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Synonymous with choking, or forgetting your material. Named after battle rappers, Nu Jerzey Twork, and Tsu Surf
Tsu Surf forgot his 3rd round for Rum Nitty, and had to call Jersey
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The hardest, most dangerous state, that also produces the best rap music in the country.
"Don't be coming to 'The Bricks' (Newark, NJ) without yo' tech-nine."
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The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.
In Jersey, we don't go to the motherfuckin' beach. We go down the shore.
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To do something without any concern for anyone else.
(while driving) Yo, that asshole just jersey'd right in front of me, he almost just took me right out.
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The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.
Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.
Friend 2: Good thing he did.
Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.
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In Jersey we have beautiful beaches, Victorian homes costing millions of dollars, a lot of conceited Wall Street moguls, and pizza and bagels that are the real deal. We have real estate prices and taxes through the roof and some of the best public schools around. The urban schools are some of the worst around too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
I'm from Jersey and get a lot of crap for it too. That's ok, just be careful cause you don't want me to go all Joisey on you.
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The livest state and place not only in the USA, but in the world.
"Yo kid, I just went to Jersey and someone just punched me in the mouth cause I look at em funny"
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