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A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
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When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!
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A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.
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Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!
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A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
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Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
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An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
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