Jiff-Dicker

A term for someone who stuck their dick in a jar of Jif brand peanut butter.

"What did you do on saturday?"
"I dicked my Jif!"
"You are a Jiff-Dicker!!!!"

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Jiff Job

A quick hand job

Frank needed to get off quick so he had Melissa give him a jiff job.

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Nutty Jiff

A poo with the consistancy of a type of peanut butter. A fairly rank bowel movement. Usually (but not always), follows a Jiff.

Man1: (fffrrrt)

Man2: "Dude! Did you Nutty Jiff yourself or what?!"

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big jiff

This is a big sweetie bunion on your toes

Paige walked to the hospital because her big jiff started to hurt

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griff jiff

A fast porn star

God Nick is such a griff jiff, he finished so quickly

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Jiff tha kiwwer

Ballsnotfoundwastaken. Prolly busy listening to Dr Phil x reader or writing creepypasta smut!

Jiff tha kiwwer (Jeff the killer)

"Who's that singing rap god in the distance?"

"Jiff tha kiwwer!!"

hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

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