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A San Francisco colloquialism for that tingly feeling you get when turned on.
Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.
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A figurative sense of the madness level. A Jimmie is something that can be rustled, and when it gets rustled you go mad. Different people have different amounts of jimmies and can have them rustled easier.
Phil: Dang bro that guys mad...
Opie: Na bro hes not only mad hes hopping mad, or even cheesed.
Phil: Yeah man, his face is getting red.
Opie: He must be getting pretty hot under the collar.
Phil: Do you think his jimmies are rustled?
Opie: Definitely, there's no way they aren't.
Phil: We'd better get out of here.
Opie: Ill catch up, I haven't seen someone ever so acrimoniously rustled.
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The act of punching a member of the opposite sex in the face.
"She was all up in my grill, so i jimmyed her right in the mouth!"
"He got arrested for Jimmying his wife"
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Trousers with an elasticated waist to make the process of sexual assault that little bit more efficient.
"Apparently that Mr Savile bloke was wearing Jimmys recording a new personal best!"
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The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.
You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!
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Chocolate or rainbow rod-shaped candy on ice cream.
Jimmies were first developed by Just Born Candy Company, which was founded by Samuel Born, who immigrated to the US from Russia around 1910. Born opened a small candy-making and retail store in Brooklyn, N.Y., in 1923. Soon after opening the Brooklyn store, Born invited his brothers-in-law, Irv and Jack Shaffer, to join him in the business. With his capable partners handling the factory and growing sales, Born was free to direct his energies to his many candy-related inventions.
In 1930 James Bartholomew was lucky enough to acquire a job at Just Born, Inc. Bartholomew operated a machine that produced Born's latest invention, tiny hot-dog shaped chocolate sprinkly things. But what to call them? Born briefly pondered that question before deciding to accredit the name to the producer, Jimmy Bartholomew. The new product was named JIMMIES, which is still a trademarked name, but no longer made by Just Born.The dictionary definition for JIMMIES used to be "decorative things." They have also been called toppettes, shots, fancies, trimettes and sprinkles.
When they came to Boston, (circa 1947) Brigham's was the first to promote JIMMIES and did not charge for them. In Boston, JIMMIES are to ice cream like mustard & relish are to a hot dog. Brigham's has continued the long tradition of serving JIMMIES free of charge on ice cream cones and dishes.
"I asked the guy to put jimmies on my ice cream sundae and he asked, "Rainbow or chocolate?'."
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