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Jink

1) A term for the child of a Jewish-East Asian mating, based on "Jew" and "dink" (where "dink" refers to the racial epithet that was semi-popular for racist purposes circa the Vietnam era). However, whether this term is perceived as a racist insult, or merely a lively description, varies depending on context, intent, etc.

2) An exceptionally cheap, tightwad Asian. So termed for the disparaging association with stereotypical Jewish fiscal behavior, coupled with the previously mentioned "dink".

1) Did you see that Jink girl they call Yo-yo last night? She was smokin! I love those interracial honeys!

2) Did you see the way ol' Mr. Nguyen jewed 'em down on that coffee table at the flea market? Tony's dad is such a fuckin' Jink!!

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jink

Junk at the bottom of the sink.

"Cleaning the jink out of the sink is totally a seperate job from dishwashing!"

by JustBe (Benny) January 24, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jinks

Racial term for Japanese people

(Like "chinks" for Chinese people)

We lost to those Jinks!!!!!!

by MorgieVal July 23, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jink

To exude swag.

To be so great that failure is never an option

To be better then the best.

To be so the flyest

To go the hardest without trying

Something money cannot buy you must be born with it.

To be so popping even if someone tried to hate they couldn't

Better than swag you are born with Jink it cannot be learned

Guy: I went to this girl and got her number without even asking

Friend: How???

Guy: Im Jink'n

Girl: What that fragrance your wearing

Guy: Oh me thats no cologne thats Jink

Girl: OMG I want some...

by Tenacious1906 May 26, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jink

Stab someone without preamble or provocation--a form of thuggery rather than something that happens in a "knife fight." Most often an assassination in prison.

"Don was walking through an alley and a crackhead hiding in a doorway jinked him with a screwdriver."

"Seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up--ran the gears on him. He owed their boss money and couldn't pay."

by Yelnik McWawa May 31, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jink

(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".

They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.

Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.

Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".

by SL500 October 15, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


jink

shit.
to take a shit.

"that's a really long jink in the toilet"
"OMG, that shit is mad long!!!!"

by uncle tav February 3, 2008

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