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The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
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When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.
Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.
"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."
A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.