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He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.
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An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.
person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?
person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!
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Momento joao is a name that was made by the 22@ highschool, to make something
Joao made something, thats momento Joao
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A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!
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Probably the guy with the biggest dick in the whole world.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.
Example:
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."
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Usually a very chill bro. Likes to have some homosexual attitudes at some moments. He's known to be a faggot among his homies even though he looks very masculine. Usually a fat person
Wow, that fat guy at the diner was such a joao pinto
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Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often
Were fuked ruben miguel joao has arrived !!
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