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if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.
me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!
Joe Jonas:sounds good!
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Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas
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Joe Jonas fanclub
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Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. = He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.
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Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.
Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche
2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE
iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
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Joe Jonas (or Joseph Adam Jonas) is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." Joe is very hyper,super-energetic,crazy,loud,outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart and a gentelman.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things (he is very very very clumsy!). He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He's also very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.
Joe Jonas? You meen DJ DANGER!
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Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
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Referred to as a "scrub" during the 2007 AMAs, when he ironically fell on broken glass... during a song about falling on broken glass.
A hot piece of ass.
The boyfriend of Maya Chapman.
"Dang, did you see that fool get pwnd into the ground? Hes such a joe jonas!"
"Did you see Maya today? I wish I was Joe Jonas!"
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