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A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:
JO-HANN!!!
"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"
-mashed potatoes-
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A skinny Asian kid who will fuck your bitch
Guy: FUCK! Johann fucked my girl!
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He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!
Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE
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She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.
Johanne is nice.
Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor
Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!
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