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The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.
Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.
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A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.
Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!
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The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
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Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.
Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"
Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"
Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."
Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."
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A good pope. I am a sympothizer with Marxist principals, but I admire him a lot. He fought corruption, capitalism, and Iraq. He was a good Pope, and even though I disagree with him on gay marriage, he at least was for treating gays like Human beings. And he was against Aparteid.
We need more Pope John Paul IIs!
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primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.
John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin
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