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Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called
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