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A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"
Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"
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Usually an older person. One who, when younger, engaged in the exact opposite of what he talks about and believes now. Former Libertarian now Liberal and anti-gun (even though once owned half a dozens or so), blames the NRA for gun violence (former NRA member), former Che Guevara shirt wearer in University until he got older and realized he wasn't all that cool, a Marxist who denies he is one, a heavy consumer of all things manufactured when young but who now has become more frugal and now says that consuming has caused Global Warming (now Climate Change and soon to become Global Cooling, again),, etc. I could go on, but why? In short, he's a HYPOCRITE who now bad mouths the very things he used to do when young and who doesn't want the younger generations to live as he did when younger.
Wow, how he's changed. Sort of like the turnaround of John Lennon after he met Yoko Ono. Indeed he now suffers from JLS (John Lennon Syndrome)
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is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!
So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.
Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!
Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?
John Syndrome is the downfall of society
John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!