Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro