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Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion
I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!
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After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.
After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!
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Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.
Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.
I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.
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The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
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As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.
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A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.
Man, I got John Wayne like a motherfucker after work last night.
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1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.
2) The antichrist.
3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.
4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.
5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"
"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."
"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
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