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The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of
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A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.
Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.
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Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
He is So like a Johnathon Craig
He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
Name used to describe a joint/jrod there for meaning Johnathon Rodney
Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.