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1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Having originated in China, Mah Jong is a complex game similar to poker, where the objective is to draw matches or patterns in the tiles in one's hand. Of the four players, the one with most matches or patterns (called "Melds") at the end of the game wins. Common variants also include bonus tiles and wild tiles, which add to the overall unpredictability of the game. Since each turn includes several decisions which affect the chances of winning, Mah Jong requires skills in strategy and calculation, in addition to sheer luck.
Contrary to popular belief, the form of Mah Jong solitaire, where tiles are matched to form pairs, is a separate game entirely, and has roots in America, where it began as a casino arcade game. It is rarely played with a real Mah Jong set, and is rarely seen anywhere other than arcade and computer games.
There are underground mah jong gambling dens spread all over Chinatown.
The employees at the Chinese restaurant often played a few rounds of mah jong after work, wasting away the money they had earned that day.
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A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.
Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"
How to refer to someone does something exceptionally crazy.
Joe got crunk last night and went Kim Jong on Morgan about how he powders his shoes all the time.
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When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.
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The act of sticking your long slimy black COCK up the nasal cavity of a gorilla while shouting "RIP MY NIGGA HARAMBE!"
Visitor: Hello sir, could I participate in a Slong Jong with this gorilla?
Zookeeper: Why most certainly! Yes, come on in.
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A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury
Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!
Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:
"Stop being a de jong"
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