joo

Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)

Headstrong owns joo kids.

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joo

One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.

Beef Niu ro Knee-oh – row
Chicken Ji ro Jee – row
Pork Zhu ro Joo – row

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Joo

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

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joos

Someone who is very stingy (often associate with the connotation of being a jew).

After segal called "not it" for driving, everyone responded with a hearty "joos!"

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Joo

A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.

Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School

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joo

Internet slang term for you, seen commonly in Counter-Strike.

Joo next, biatch!

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joo

A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO

I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo

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